Twanslatr

Twanslation: I shit my pants at work today.

Twanslation: If it were up to me, the kids who Disney Channel programs are intended for would be really confused about why everything looks old.

Twanslation: I endorse Mitt Romney endorser.

Twanslation: I’m not a big fan of any bodily noise that can’t be heard throughout an entire stadium.

Twanslation: I really Schruted this one, huh?

Twanslation: #PeopleLoveWhen famous recording artists text them anything at any time.

Twanslation: HATE THE GRAMMYS ALL U WANT BECUZ THEY GAVE ME A SECOND CHANCE! That’s the ultimate FUCK OFF!

Twanslation: The Buddha is in everything, even fucking Twitter.

Twanslation: I am God.

Twanslation: Hipster jokes: even older than you thought.